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Moronica: Hard Rock Hyper Hero!

Moronica: Hard Rock Hyper Hero!

As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one hard rock super hero stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of jaded and increasingly bored consumers.

Juvee Records, in association with TuneCore Digital Distribution is proud to introduce the most outrageous crime fighter to ever pull on tight leather pants and stuff them with his microphone.

He has traveled to Los Angeles on a heavy metal mission to shake up Hollywood and eradicate desperate American Idol contestants, evil Maroon 5 producers and brainless Paris Hilton fans.

In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a new breed of super hero, a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or decency.

For it takes true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of sincerity and political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends.

It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of homogenized, overbearing, pre-packaged entertainment.

Who is this Duke of Decibels, this Guru of Grunge, This Maestro of Metal?

HIS. NAME. IS. MORONICA. AND HE IS HERE TO SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.

Tour Dates

Money Shot For Metal Cover
  • Money Shot For Metal
  • Comedy, Rock
  • MORONICA
  • 04/01/2010
  • MORONICA - Money Shot For Metal
Liner Notes: Juvee Records, in collusion with Island/Def Jam is ashamed to announce the third comedy rock release from MORONICA, The Duke of Decibels, The Guru of Grunge, The Maestro of Metal, The Renegade of Rock, The World’s Most Outrageous Hard Rock Super Hero! Appropriately entitled “Money Shot For Metal”, the ten song abomination features hilarious high energy rock and metal tracks such as “Temple of the Gonad”, “Clowns From Uranus”, “Queen of the Queefs”, “Legend of Stinky Butt” and “His Heinous Sir Loin”. Scheduled to hit the iTunes Store shelf on April 1st, 2010 (unless it is banned which would truly be an honor), the music is every helicopter parent’s worst nightmare, with tinnitus triggering guitar pyrotechnics and prostrate pulverizing drum destruction. The patented, ear-piercing vocal attack required no profanity to create complete outrage and total disgust amongst the five thousand test subjects who instantly acquired a particularly potent form of mass delusion and immediately joined the Moronica Army. A cross between Spinal Tap, Wayne’s World, Batman and Beevis and Butthead, The Moronica Project includes the development of a cartoon series, a comic book and a video game. The original comedy rock music serves as the soundtrack for these various entertainment properties. Creator Mark David O’Hara explains: “The entire venture started out as a solo music project for kids. The inspiration was my two nephews, who can spend an entire day laughing hysterically about barfing, farting, crapping, peeing and burping, as well as all the related body parts. I knew right away I could compose that type of music and make a difference in their lives.” He researched the kids music market and discovered that most of the artists were writing pop music for toddlers with stories about bananas and furry animals, which did not interest him in any way. “For me the material has to be ridiculous with a sinister edge, and the music has to be intricate with different tempos and time signatures within each song”, O’Hara states. After the first two albums were released in the Fall of 2009, he began working on the development of the Moronica cartoon series, comic book and iphone game.
  1. Temple of the Gonad
  2. Blistering Bunghole
  3. Money Shot For Metal
  4. Queen of the Queefs
  5. Prophet Plumber Butt
  6. His Heinous Sir Loin
  7. Clowns From Uranus
  8. Legend of Stinky Butt
  9. Lezbos Lactos